Why yes, that IS avocado on my pizza.

Taking it back, old school,  all the way to the original Mofo and The Great Grocery Experiment of 2007...

Garbage Pizza. 

Ready to go into the oven:

Ready to go into my belly:

There is a version of this in Cozy Inside, and I am somewhat known for making "pantry" or "garbage" dishes pretty fabulously, if I don't say so myself.  So, when I was scanning my kitchen and trying to decide what to  make for dinner, I kept thinking, "Wow, there's a lot of stuff in here that I will have to throw out soon, if I don't use it, like, now."  And this garbage pizza was born.

Here's what it is:
A large ciabatta bread, cut in half for the crust
Half of an already opened jar of spaghetti sauce
Baby spinach
Almost too ripe avocado
Daiya
Crispy fried onions
Follow Your Heart Creamy Garlic Dressing
Parma Chipotle Cayenne Sprinkles